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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris hit the crit spot [spoiler]on a Minataur[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris went 9-0 without a trials passage, thorn, or even the trials. He did this on a Wednesday
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When gorgons spot Chuck Norris they erase themselves from time.
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Chuck Norris got flawless in trials of Osiris by going solo with melee only- it took him 10 minutes
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1 ReplyChuck Norris' sparrow is a Hydra.
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Chuck Norris atheons epilogue shoots gjallarhorn rockets instead of bullets
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When chuck Norris asked skolas for one elder cipher, skolas gave him all three
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Chuck Norris went to the Lighthouse. On a Wednesday.
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The Golden Gun glitch is Chuck Norris's way of allowing us to get a glimpse of his power.
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Chuck Norris visited mercury in destiny. That's the reason it's not in the game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't join a faction. The factions join Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the first person to enter the Crota raid. Originally it was called Crota's [i]Beginning[/i].....but the second he entered it Bungie was forced to change it to what we know it as today.....Crota's[i] end[/i]
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Chuck Norris is so badass all hits are critical hits...ON MINOTAURS
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+1000 for the spoilers.
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Chuck Norris sold all his weapons and still went on a fourty-kill streak
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Edited by Toometh: 5/3/2015 6:55:06 AM[b][i]For Titans:[/i] [/b] Chuck Norris once squished a plant with his finger. We now call it Panic Smash. (Fist of Havoc) Chuck Norris made a dome out of clay. We now call it the Bubble. (Ward of Dawn) [b][i]For Warlocks:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris threw some purple clay at the ground. We now call this Space Magic.(Nova Bomb) Chuck Norris changed into a yellow duckling. We now call this Radiance [b][i]For Hunters:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris once lost his toothpick. We now call it Space Saver.(Arc Blade) Chuck Norris once lost his first handcannon. We now call it Golden Penis. (Golden Gun) [b][i]For Weapons:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris found some cardboard,spikes and a knife.He assembled a gun and rammed it through someone's guts. We now call it Red Death. Chuck Norris' Hawkmoon has all three lucky bullets put together for every bullet. Chuck Norris has final round on the [i]first[/i] round of his sniper. Chuck Norris once thought it would be fun to shoot himself with Thorn. An enemy behind him died, then the gun shot. [b][i]Random Jokes:[/i][/b] Chuck Norris has 25001 glimmer. Chuck Norris has Mercury unlocked. Chuck Norris used exotics at level 1. When Chuck Norris goes into Valus Ta'uarc strike and Valus immediately rocketed himself. Chuck Norris ate a Gjallarhorn rocket. He now renamed it Jellohorn. Chuck Norris decided to combine some Vex and see what he could play with it. We call it Atheon. Chuck Norris goes into the Black Garden and the Heart kills itself. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick destroys the terrain. Chuck Norris didn't hack the game. The game hacked itself to please him. Chuck Norris gets exotics fully levelled. Master Rahool gave everyone what they wanted cause Chuck Norris threatened him. Xür made his prices free because Chuck Norris said he was a dissapointment squid face. [b]That's all I have hope you like it! :) [/b]
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Chuck Norris buffed himself
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Crota's fire team went against chuck Norris lets just say the chuck bearer wouldn't go down
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Chuck Norris can blink. Chuck Norris is a titan.
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Gjallarhorn finds Chucks Norris
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1 ReplyChuck norris has a pet vandal called Randall.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris was "dismantled" by Bruce Lee...
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chuck norris still hasnt gotten space cancer from the crota gear yet
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chuck norris doesnt even need tracking missiles to take down crota
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Chuck Norris' screams made omnigul deaf
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1 ReplyChuck Norris makes the Khvostov exotic when he holds it
