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2/4/2015 8:43:22 AM
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The cardboard opens to reveal a treasure chest wrapped in a chastity belt made of unbreakotanium.
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Destroy that shizz with a diamond blade!
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The great chastity belt unlocks[spoiler]bitches always put out for diamonds[/spoiler]the treasure chest reveals master chief!!! Turns out the events of the halo series were real in another dimension, but the entire dimesnion is 10x smaller than ours. (So hes tiny)
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I make Master Chief my personal assistant, best friend and pet
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You win the internet.
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