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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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If my dick won't work, I'll find one that will.
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Eat the cardboard.
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Open it with a knife , why not ?
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[b]I travel to Mars with the gate lords eye charged... I enter the black garden. After hours of trekking through it I find the black gardens heart... I destroy the heart by killing the Sol Progeny and take a fragment of the heart. I then take that fragment of the heart to the speaker and he gives me a mote of light, with that note of light I buy an Engram from Xūr and it turns into Young Ahamkara's Spine. I rip the gauntlets to pieces and take a fragment of the spine and sell it to Xūr for 23 strange coins and buy Red Death. I carefully take the knife off of the gun and give it to Master Rahool. In return he gives me Gjallarhorn which I then gift to a level 21 noob and he gives me his Uncommon rocket launcher. I then take the launcher to the box and throw it on the box. The box immediately springs back up and destroys my rocket launcher and the shards fall everywhere. I use the shards to make a blade of Crota and use it to carefully slice the tape off of the box. I then use my hunger knife to open the box. Pm me what's inside Britton ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/b]
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Set in on fire.
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1 ReplyFirst, I need a carrot that is 6.4 inches long. I will then take this to a monk on top of a mountain in some place no one goes. After measuring the carrot, he will eat it. After this he will hand me a magic sword. With this I shall slay the evil dolphin of graham. When the dolphin is slain, I shall take his left eyeball to my friend in Oklahoma. When there, he will use science juice to turn the eyeball into a mutated monster. After I kill the monster, he will give me a key. I will then take this key and sell it for $8.67. With this money, I will buy lunch. Then after all of this is done, I will walk slowly up to the box. Clench my fists, breath slowly and deeply, and then, after an intense song, I will say these words. [spoiler]the square root of watermelon, is the rubber spoon to saucy peanuts[/spoiler]
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Someone beat me to a necrobump
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This is how i open boxes
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Toast envelope
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ALLAHAKBAR!!
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2 RepliesUse a hacksaw to cut it in half. Boom. It's open.
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2 Replies*punches Britton* Takes a tooth and clones Britton army Army defuses the box after several years of intense training Army send specialist to cut the tape Me: *slowly peeks inside box*
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1 ReplyI take the box, i dont know how to open it, but i feel as i must. It is indeed my calling. But this box, it feels [i]alive[/i]. It does not speak, it does not move, it is just a plain brown box. I cannot open it, but others can, they say that there is nothing inside, but i take it back and there is i can hear it shaking around inside. I have an inseparable devotion to this box, what it contains is legendary. I take great care of it and make sure to store at room temperature. One day, after being fed up with this nonsensical box i travel to a volcano and i drop the box inside, burning it in the lava. But wait, something emeges... [spoiler]please be a dragon[/spoiler]
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ALLAHU AKBAR *BOOOM!!!* "Michael Bay!"
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*chucks buckets of termites at it*
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I bring in John Travolta to open it. "We happy?" "Oh. We happy." Done.
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Dismantle it.
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*tears box open with penis*
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1 ReplyPull the secret string leading to spongebobs embarrassing Christmas party picture
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Intimidate the box into submission.
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I would punch it in the face till it opened
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1 ReplyTreat it well and show it good time
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The skeleton key should work.
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Edited by overlord_kualsi: 5/11/2015 2:54:19 AMWill a Colt 1911 Target work?
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Open sesame I win
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I use my box cutting drone, and... [spoiler]I use the drone to cut open another box into a sword then use the sword to cut open a paper box which has a tungsten sword that I use to cut open OP's Cut Creatively Box.[/spoiler]
