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2/3/2015 8:15:36 PM
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awkward things you want to say...
... But don't for obvious reasons.
So yeah, this is kinda like my "things nobody says" thread but different. Here, you say things that would make people go "wtf, what are you on right now." Say things that are weird, awkward and super obscene. Oh btw, you don't actually have to mean it. It can be something awkward you thought of just for fun right now, as well.
I'll go first.
[spoiler]i wish my mom was a milf. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPeople Like Grapes
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2 RepliesIf there was someone that could stop time would we know ? Cause we would be frozen right ?
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1 ReplyI'd like to hang myself with your dirty panties so I can die inhaling the smell if your pussy.
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1 ReplySometimes I glue my thumbs to my Nipples, and pretend I'm a T-Rex.
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3 RepliesIf I had a car, I'd get laid more often.
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I.....I......I liked star trek enterprise! *cries in corner*
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2 RepliesI once said,"I'll be back I'm going to eat coke and drink pizza." [spoiler]I facepalmed 5 seconds later then laughed like a dolphin. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow much money for a f*ck? Jkjk XD
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1 ReplyI honestly don't know I shall think about it. I'm a very weird person. [i]There's a lot[/i]
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1 ReplyI kinda enjoyed Destiny a good bit... DONT HURT ME
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1 ReplyI wish I was born as a female.
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1 ReplyYou smell better when you're sleeping...
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4 RepliesI want to ravage the AT&T girl
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1 ReplyYesterday i ate 23 just-borned babies, but only 2 still-born :(
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1 ReplyEdited by Numerous Luke: 2/4/2015 6:56:37 PMI am a blue pixel snowball. I forgot where I heard it... * sips hot chocolate *
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5 Replies[spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]You're a bitch[/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 Reply[spoiler]"Anybody want some Tentacle Grape?"[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI wish I had been more of a slut as a teen
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3 RepliesEdited by CrunchyBoi23: 2/4/2015 1:17:09 AMHow hard you'd have to squeeze to make a babies head cave in on itself.
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4 RepliesI want to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
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I like sitting of top of cars.
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1 ReplyPeople at work who smoke and drink coffee: just want to hand them a toothbrush and hope they get the message.
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This is why I don't talk a lot, there are just too many of these thoughts running through my mind
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I like the smell of my fart
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I like invective And prefer black hammer over ice breaker
