Make an enemy that; 1)Has the model of a dreg 2) Spawns about as often as Randal the Vandal(as long as he's not already out) 3) Counts as a Fallen Major (Prepare your Jimmies, it's about to get weird) 4)Blows up when punched (like a supplicant) 5) Is immune to everything but being punched 6) Is specifically named Face McPunchy 7) Runs around the map looking for guardians. 8) Once he finds a guardian, follows them relentlessly & loudly begging them to punch him in the face. Tl;dr Face McPunchy the Dreg.