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Edited by OLYMPUS VI:
1/30/2015 5:15:03 AM
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I Want My Man Beard... Now Bungie
My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems."
We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste.
So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people.
Jesus
Abraham Lincoln
Gandalf
Leonidas
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Si Robertson
Fidel Castro
ZZ Top
Wolverine
St. Nicholas
The entire NFL in November
Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis
Obi-wan Kenobi
[b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b]
[i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i]
Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.
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Fear the Beard!!!!!
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2 RepliesLmao but only the bearded should be able to have them!
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What, no wise old kung-fu man beard?
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Don't forget about the 2013 Red Sox beards. But seriously, this is awesome!!!
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2 Replieshttp://youtu.be/V3JsdnoPFLc
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you can get you beard now!! All you have to do is delete all 3 of your characters or just wait until Destiny 2... Beards are definitely coming by then...
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Hell yeah.
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You shall not pass!
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I want a boob job for my hunter.
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It's been too long of a wait to see another beard post! I remember bungie acknowledging the beard request, but still [b][i][u]no beards. [/u][/i][/b]
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Bump.
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i need my female exo to have a beard so SURE WHY NOT!
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I'm bumping this again, because Chuck Norris's beard told me to.
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It sucks that bungie only lets us play female characters... Beards are needed, I need to be able to play a manly man.
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We want beards!
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2 RepliesHas anyone considered female guardians in this...?
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I agree! I want beard on all of my guardians... even my exo titan!
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YES!!! Everyone knows that a beard is a majestic engma, holding immense power within its bold frame. Become legend, become bearded....
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Rust beards for Exos! Join the movement my robros!
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Will bump every time I see this :) Hate how every guardian looks like a nerdy little man child lol
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I don't know if anybody remembers, but after the beta had finished alot of people provided feedback on how they insisted that facial hair should be implemented in the game. I believe there was a video where deej talks about it during the interview. Or maybe it was an update? (The game was still a month away from being released. Also my memory is very hazy on this particular situation.) I remember this because while I was playing the beta creating my guardian I was wondering why there wasn't any facial hair, until later they addressed it after the beta. I was hoping that when I played the game that we could go into further detail while creating are guardian because it was the real game. but sadly I was mistaken, everything was the same. But hey, it's probably not that easy to create facial hair, or add any implications in one month. I have higher hopes for Destiny 2, and that finally my guardian will have a massive sized beard. [spoiler]James Harden. Fear the Beard.[/spoiler]
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Beards would be so epic that Crota would tap out rather than be killed by such a majestic beard.
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24 RepliesHaving [b]BEARDS[/b] would solve basically-NOTHING.
