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	1 ReplyA dog I was petting did that to me once. I was like, "That's it! I'm taking him home with me as my new pet!"
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	2 Replies*looks around* .....oh
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	3 Replies*gets out condoms*
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	1 ReplyI'm telling mom
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	3 RepliesThis is stupid.
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	3 Replies*almost spills hot chocolate* *pushes face away* Never. Spill. My. Hot chocolate. * sips hot chocolate *
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	2 Replies*Gets shot in the face*
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	6 Replies*Violently accepts it* [spoiler]Sup bruh[/spoiler]
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	2 Replies*seductively rips off your tongue* ◉‿◉ [spoiler]can you odd? ಠ_ರೃ [/spoiler]
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	6 Replies*aggressively looks about*
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	3 Replies*expresses multiple attitudes simultaneously*
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	5 Replies*violently knees in genitals*
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	1 ReplyCalm down, Magnussen.
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	1 Reply*violently punches back*
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	1 ReplyAhhh gross
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	1 ReplyAyy lmao
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	5 RepliesEdited by Shiba: 1/29/2015 1:55:58 PM*violently sits still, confused off what is even happening* ( >~>)
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	1 Reply(^ω^)
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	1 Reply*face is removed in process* *Mass Blood loss* *Death*
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	2 RepliesAnnnnd you have aids
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	1 ReplyMfw [spoiler]( ‾ʖ̫‾)[/spoiler]
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	1 Reply*Violently fingers your anus
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	2 RepliesWrong head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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	1 ReplyI'm scard 0.0
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	1 Reply*accepts it and waits quietly*
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	1 ReplyPlot twist: It was my dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)