If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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Lololololll
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2 RepliesYou're name has wolf in it
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4 RepliesI have tea in my name. also dollar. But im sweet
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7 RepliesYou know, I'm still thinking about changing to SmashandWolf.
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5 RepliesYou got a problem, tough guy? [spoiler]I've seen multiple wolves, pleb[/spoiler]
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You got a problem, tough guy? [spoiler]I've seen multiple wolves, pleb[/spoiler]
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But I luff wolfs! Dx [spoiler]Oh, the sarcasm.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply77777 (It's dum not dumb you stupid piece of shit)
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DuskWolf835 reporting for duty.
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1 Reply#destiny
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4 RepliesThats hectic habbibi
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4 RepliesEdited by PippenOnXbox: 6/22/2015 10:36:09 AMYou deserve a round of apaws [spoiler]yes, apaws.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHoly kek
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Well I'm fine
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1 ReplyHee hee...
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I never see anyone with wolf in their name. edit: forget what I said
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That has actually always bothered me... Theres so many wolves online (so much for all the lone wolves out there). Dragon would probably be a close second. Wolves are really lame animals too... Atleast dragons are kind of cool. Some times...
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4 Replies* Changes name to Wolfakauss * * Refuses to pay tax * * Waits *
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4 RepliesI modeled it after Futt Bucker.
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6 RepliesI don't have an anus and you don't have a spoon either. Checkm8, m80.
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3 RepliesEveryone who has bread or loaf or anything bakery related in your name, I'm putting out a name tax. God, have any of you even eaten bread before?
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3 RepliesAnd if we have seen a wolf?