If you have the word wolf in your name
If you have the word wolf in your name, you're not cool and you're not original. You're just another idiot who has an obsession with an animal they've never seen. It's generic and stupid.
You may be asking how come I have the word wolf in my name. That's because when I made this name I literally put two random words together. One of them just happened to be wolf. I thought to myself, maybe there won't be too many people with the word wolf in their name. Boy was I wrong. Every idiot who's ever owned a dog wants to put the word wolf in their name. It's stupid.
So I'm now making a name tax. If you're not me and your name has the word wolf in it, you have to pay me $15. Failure to pay Will result in your anus being violated with a spoon while you sleep.
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1 ReplyEdited by mustplayball: 6/6/2015 7:21:46 PMThis is stupid, nobody should give a crap if someone uses "wolf" in their name.[spoiler]especially you, CrunchyWolf[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNo u!
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Ayyyy
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Op is love, op is life
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1 ReplyI like how you spelled [b]you're[/b] correctly. Always nice to see. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) oh bby[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI guess this means I'll have to change my name to urban wolf
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3 RepliesI was going to change mine to Wolftron.. Well what's your PayPal?:/ I guess I'll pay the tax
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13 RepliesI've seen a wolf. I will be CattieWolf. Or WolfCattie.
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6 RepliesSasu the Wolf. [spoiler]suck it wolf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesIt's my name though. IRL.
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16 RepliesI saw a grey heron today, does that mean I can name myself grey heron?
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1 ReplyWolf Device sorta has a ring to it
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Shut up and take my money.
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3 RepliesI should become MicroWolf
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3 RepliesHe stopped replying haha
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3 RepliesI wanna change my name to THEREaLCRUNCHYWOLF now
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2 RepliesSo I'm guessing your making fun of yourself?
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7 RepliesObvious b8 is obvious. Not gud b8 m8
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2 RepliesLololol
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Then post things like this to get attention
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8 RepliesLol we gots us a drama queen XDXDXDDXXD put your big boy pants on and stop pissin your pants about it lol grow up XD
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Lol spam is fun
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That's a yes I believe
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Fagget lololol
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Lololololll