What's funnier than a dead baby[spoiler]a dead baby dressed as a clown[/spoiler]
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	What's black and blue and beats on glass? [spoiler]a baby in a microwave[/spoiler]
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	How do you keep a baby from crawling around your house [spoiler]nail its hand to the floor[/spoiler]
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	I'm done, you win
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	What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?[spoiler]a baby with a punctured lung[/spoiler]
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	Edited by Tiny Mandals: 2/12/2015 9:12:53 PMThat was kinda good, except babies aren't balloons A better punch line would be a baby hung from the ceiling fan
 
										 
					 
					 
		    