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Edited by Lord Yesua:
1/6/2015 5:09:14 AM
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An Ode to the Cryptfart
[i]Strophe [/i]
Oh the Cryptarch is a fart!
He doesn’t eat apple tart,
He only ever plays blues,
And never gives me shoes.
[i]Alt. Strophe (aka as Strophe no. 2)[/i]
Oh the Cryptarch is a fart!
I don't know where to start,
He never gives a purple,
But he does like to eat turtle.
[i]Antistrophe [/i]
Oh the Cryptarch is a fart,
But people think he’s smart,
You’ll never see a yellow
From that sinister ol’ fellow.
[i]Epode[/i]
But this indeed I truly know
And swear it upon my big toe,
For It breaks my Guardian’s heart,
That the Cryptarch is a FART!
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Edited by Lord Yesua: 1/6/2015 5:09:27 AM
