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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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My disorder testimony-the disorder to not be able to controll your thoughts therefore everything you think happens and cannot be controlled
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Edited by Xplodian3000: 5/7/2015 7:40:20 PM....[spoiler]Symptons include spontainious combustion of the human body 3,000 times.[/spoiler][spoiler]Whether it is before or after death is at this point, unknown[/spoiler]
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Astupidthing is a mental disorder experienced by religious crap posters, atheist crap posters, Justin bieber, OP, the creator if twilight, people who beg for nerfs, and COD fanboys. The cure for this disease is spending five minutes on critical thinking.
