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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Baadog13 You act like a dog but also baaaaaa like a sheep. This lasts for a total of 13 days and occurs when on Friday the 13th if you pet both a dog and a sheep. CURE: none good lucbaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Edited by NIGHT LORD14: 1/11/2015 10:10:16 PMDisorder: Nightlord disorder Symptoms: Moments of uncontrollable rage, occurring at least once every three month or so; occurs most commonly past 5:30pm. Treatment: prescription anti-anxiety medication or smoking some good marijuana.
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My name causes intense shenanigans.
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Self explanatory
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CrucialLake72 is a disorder that causes internal bleeding
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Smackers2768 is a rare disease that causes you to smack your self 2768 times can some times cause death
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1 ReplyFish-bola. You turn into a fish. No cure. That's it.
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Commander Moon Syndrome [b]Symptoms[/b] - Your energy level is now tied to the moon cycle. When it's a new moon you are incredibly depressed and drained. When it's full, you are beyond hyper, and your whole body vibrates intensely. [b]Cure[/b] - the only cure is to travel to the moon and defeat a giant moon worm, then collect it's fangs and heart, grind them into a paste, slather it all over your body, and wait 3 days until it is completely absorbed.
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Edited by Obamuh: 1/17/2015 11:33:47 PMSymptoms: Makes you act like a person that nobody likes and everybody says to you "Don't be that guy" Cure: Death
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So Potatoes_are_yummy is the illness of eating potatoes uncontrollable
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Can't go into detail...
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People call you supper pie online. :'(
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[b]Symptoms:[/b] Whilst suffering from "The Silent" you're penis falls off and you bleed profusely for 48-72 hours. You also become a mute..... [b]Cure:[/b] No cure. Only death
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You explode from awesomeness. Incurable unless you beat chuck Norris in a fist fight. Or any fight. So it's incurable.
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If you are diagnosed with WombyRocks, you always have the urge to slurp on a monkey.
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You become a human lighting rod.
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2 RepliesAres syndrome causes the victim to return to life when they die, not as a zombie but as a younger version No cure
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XxLeTHalSnAiLxX is an incurable disease originating from a snail in Ethiopia who bites you and gives you a worm.
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1 ReplyI'm afraid you have Stage 4 Sarah.
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1 ReplyOhh 8Bit Symptoms- You're In Minecraft All The Time
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Peter Quill (StarLord Syndrome)
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You become a fish
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Self explanatory.
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The disease where all your guns are now pulse rifles >:DDDDD
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Nogha syndrome is a form of diabetes where you grow testicles from the fat rolls on the back of your neck.
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I guess for me it would be crapping yourself violently for 83 days straight
