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Edited by Kafuu Chino:
12/29/2014 2:09:45 AM
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A stick vs. 1000 U.S. Marines
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The stick would outsmart them.
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1 Reply>The stick finds natural gas supplies in it's country >The US government secures new trade routes with the stick country >The new-found wealth is not evenly distributed amongst the population >Tension between the wealthy and poor in the stick society emerges >Some sticks, who feel that they have been taken advantage of, start to turn hostile >Civil war breaks out amongst the population >US Government sends 1000 marines in to help combat rebel groups >Locals are uneasy to the idea of foreign intervention >US Marines kill a stick wrongly accused of blowing up a cargo freighter >Hostility to US forces strengthens >Insurgency groups gain waves of support after stick murder >Support for Marines and government cripple, marines are now at war with the people they came to protect >US government authorises drone strikes on villages in the area >Aide of the leader to the main rebel group is killed during strike >US President appears on Aircraft carrier to give a speech with a banner behind him saying "Mission Accomplished" >President pulls out the remaining 452 marines >Stick government topples >Rebel forces establish new government >New government establishes new trade route with China >Gives valuable intel to Chinese government taken from a high-ranking marine POW >China uses this intel to plan out an effective invasion of the US >The 452 marines are found, captured and held prisoner for the rest of their lives
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1 ReplyMarine
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Edited by ducksToDucks: 12/29/2014 6:33:18 AMWell the Marines would probably all die from fighting about who's serving their country more and who can be the biggest douchebag about it. Stick wins every time.
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1 ReplyDoes the stick have the ability to turn into Groot?
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2 Replies"Son, when I joined the core we had a stick, TWO sticks and a rock! And we had to SHARE the rock. You are one very lucky marine. " Sargent Johnson Made me think this
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6 RepliesThe first one to find the flamethrower on the map.
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2 RepliesOne marine can step on the stick. Then you have two stick Stick win everytime
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The stick would 1v1 each marine in nuke town one by one until he quick scoped all the marines to death.
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2 Repliesthey'd probably surround the stick and tell it to surrender and when it inevitably didn't, they'd open fire and all kill each other gg stick wins
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Has the stick been nerfed? If not, they're proper -blam!-ed...
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1 ReplyMarines split stick in half Now there are two sticks Rinse and repeat Infinitely large amounts of infinitely small sticks Stick wins.
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Depends, does the stick get the lucky rocket launcher ordnance?
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Murica
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They'd all be shoving it up their asses? Jk but still....
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The stick would sharpen itself a disguise in the marine uniform. They would never see it coming.
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Hoorah!
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Gas powered stick [spoiler]never runs out of gas[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesForce Recon
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Stick too OP, plz nerf.
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14 RepliesThe ones that own a Nokia 3310
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3 RepliesThe U.S Army
