I'd destroy mankind. If I were king for a day, I'd make sure there was no -blam!-ing tomorrow.
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10 RepliesWhat else would you do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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2 RepliesI WOULD CALL OP A FGT
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5 RepliesI would give money to the poor
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I call BS, you would have all the booty and that is it
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1 ReplyLet me finish watching porn first, then you're free to obliterate everything
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If you were kings for a day, then you could make a rules saying that the day never ends, even if the Earth goes in a full rotation!
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1 ReplySheesh.
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Good thing I'm not human. Disaster averted, carry on homie.
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How about the booty?
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[quote]If I ruled the world[/quote] Then you would be instantly over thrown by sanity and all its followers.
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Everybody wants to rule the world.
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1 ReplyWe are screwed.
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3 RepliesYou don't believe how horny this made me.
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If I ruled the world people would probably complain so I'd throw potatoes at their faces and tell them to go make me a sandwich.
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If I ruled Cuba, we'd always be taken over and lose. [spoiler]goddamn UN threads [/spoiler]
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If I ruled the world, I'd probably be overrun and killed
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Better recommendation: Wipe out every stereotype and imperfection with such imperfection that it could be considered perfect harmony between all humans, despite some minor unsettling feeling when near [Unnamed human]. Basically, every single human wouldn't mind living next to their arch nemesis (if one such nemesis was of the opposite gender with everything they wanted in a [human salad?], then [DELETED COMMENT SEGMENT]), and all criminals/terrorists would be confined to their own civilization where they must survive on their own, but food is provided. In effect, the betters of our species would perfect ourselves further, while passing tomes with how that was achieved to those who are still without sci-fi-like tech. The others who would be in our tech level by this time would be able to self-manage food supplies. Too long/Failed to read: Read it, silly faesh. Alternatively: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDMgUHjFo]Human Salad[/url].
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2 RepliesOh great, an over zealous forum user. Why not use your power to change Humanity without the killing?
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1 Replypls no public execution bro
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1 ReplyIt would be a new generation of booty...
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1 ReplyIf you ruled the world, I'd leave earth
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1 ReplyIf I ruled the world, technology would soar and Christianity would become the dominant religion. The majority of the Middle East would also be a irradiated crater.
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1 ReplyWould you get the booty first?