12/25/2014 8:35:49 PM
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*Fires a fat ball from a cannon into your ship* I -blam!-ING WARNED YOU!
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No clue. *turns cannon on you* NOW RUN YOU SCURVY RIDDEN BITCH!
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*Sends the Kraken to Hell* I own that -blam!-er, his soul has been mine for ages.
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*gets Davy Jones on the phone* Can I murder this guy? No? What if I bring you his heart? Yes I know it's the fifth on this week, and yes I will use the ceremonial dagger. No, I'm not doing THAT. *Hangs up* He says you can die as long as I give him the heart.
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