Umm excuse me sir, but cough cough f*** you cough cough... Sorry about that what I was trying to say is they are called "trench coats" and I assure you they are much more awesome than dresses, but I wouldn't expect you clunky butt-cape wearing people to know about amazing looking armor...
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	That's envy right there.
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	They are not skirts, they are Kilts. Real men wear kilts! Yes they look like skirts, and flap like skirts and probably are skirts but they are Kilts!
 
										 
					 
					 
		    