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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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Why dont we just look for the other cryptarchs (there are) and... you know... encrypt our engrams there?
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Lol. He gave me a new legendary fusion rifle from a blue engram last night. Plug One.1. I can't really call fir his head just yet
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KILL THE CRYPTARCH
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1 ReplyI got exotic from a blue engram once.
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Kill the scam artist.
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Edited by ThePyrusAlchema: 12/10/2014 3:57:06 PMI'm fine for my first [b]BLUE[/b] engram of the doc I got a new legendary hand cannon and my first [b]BLUE[/b] when I turned lvl 20 I got a legendary sniper rifle and also i be gotten exotics from legendary engrams I will protect him
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1 ReplyLet's cut his fu(king head off
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2 Replies*grabs his Pitchfork* NO MORE blues! NO MORE blues!
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Edited by xI Vorpal Ix: 12/10/2014 12:25:15 AMIt's gona go down like this... Angry mobs gather round the speaker, carry him away and throw him off the tower. After that there are calls to kill the Cryptarch. Master Rahul hears this and jumps onto the trap door to his right (actual) and decents to his hidden sparrow and burns off into the night with his bag of loot spilling from the back of his bike. Not long after that Destiny 2 will be released "Revenge of the Cryptach" This will fix Destiny's story line. All Guardians will then need to pick a faction. FWC = The Mad Max Gang type who have taken over the tower. Dead Orbit = with the Speaker out of the way they can now attempt to destroy the traveler. New Monarcy = Revel that they are the hidden cryptarch cult and wage war on the galaxy!
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Got the solution- we kill the Cryptarch and then get boss loot- enemies still drop those weird ass things but now they're just weapons and gear instead of engrams- still get shit for completing stuff
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Signed. -blam!- that guy.
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1 Reply"That's a rare treasure" God dammit cryptarch, just shut up... Shut your lying cake hole for just one second and look at what your giving me.
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he still gives us 4-15 light rares like it matters, laughing all the way to the bank
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YES!!!!
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I want that buggers head to be kicked about the tower instead of those soccer (fütbol) balls :T burn the body or chuck it off the side of the tower, whichever works fine
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Plot twist the cryptarch is the next DLC's boss because he is more evil than crota
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I suppose I'm the only guy he doesn't scam... Got the three different vanguard helmets & 2 upgraded exotics from him yesterday... and i had no engrams saved up.
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he deserves to be shot with a Thorn.. I want to see his face melt.
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It's so annoying that they've slowed down the experience rate that you level the cryptarch so we now get less packages, but apparently we get more legendaries... Well since that update I've not had a single legendary off him!!
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signed !!
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Consider this petition signed by me. Every time Bungie admitted to increasing the likelihood of him decrypting things into legendaries (or exotics), they must've meant like a .0000025% increase bc nothing has changed since day one with that guy. In fact, I've received [i]LESS [/i] than I did since [i]before [/i] he was adjusted the first time. Kill the bastard.
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Signed Bump
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I just got two ascendant energies out of what should have been a 33 light level chest piece. He needs to die.
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4 RepliesGot my 4th icebreaker from a legendary today.....
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1 ReplyWell I'm happy, just got two legendary special weapon engrams in from leveling up my cryptarch and one of them turned into patience and time :)
