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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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2 RepliesWhat if your legs didn't know there were legs?
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I heard a middle schooler say that a foot is 6 inches.
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People are equal
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Teacher: What wall divided east and west Germany? Student: The Great Wall of China. [spoiler]She was serious[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis was in kindergarden so it's an excuse. Teacher: What's 11+22? "Friend" uh 11 22? Yes that was there answer
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Some kid asks how the man system and women system combine to make children my health teacher stares blankly at him
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Edited by Capt NSFW_Beard: 12/8/2014 5:16:43 PMGirl: im going to drive to Hawaii this summer. Me: how are you going to drive across a ocean? Girl: I'm taking the bridge.... My friend: Growing up in New Zealand was amazing! Same girl: what did you do? Friend: I spent alot of time on the beach Same girl: New Zealand has a beach!! Chem Teacher: Don't touch the burners until your beaker is full Same girl: scream!! *as her beaker shaters from the burner's heat* She was the best!
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6 RepliesIn college, a guy with an average intelligence said. "95% of world population needs to be killed off"
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12 RepliesDumb Girl: Why did the north secede again? Me: The south seceded.... Girl: Are you sure? I won't believe it unless I hear it from the teacher. Teacher: The North seceded Me: Bullshit, look in the -blam!-ing book *We all look in the text book* Book: South seceded, dumb ass Teacher: Eeehhh, this book is really old and isn't a credible source Later that year on finals day he tried to mark that answer wrong. It's a good thing I challenged it though, I wound up getting a 100%
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2 RepliesTwo stoners sitting in front of me in class... One pulls out some fruit... "Hey man, what dose GMO mean?" "I think it means Organic!" They are lose causes...
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My high school German teacher overheard two students joking about having "morgenholtz" and asked the entire class what morning wood was. Poor guy was completely baffled when the entire class broke into laughter.
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Freshman year, geography teacher points to the United States on a map and asks a girl why country it was, "I don't know"
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Random kids I walked past "dude if you eat rose petals it'll turn your poop purple"
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Senior year of high school, in my pre-calculus class, I start talking with my professor. "my old professor told me that you are Doctor.", I said. "Yeah." She said. Immediately after, someone said, "Whoah what hospital you work at!" I looked at my professor and chuckled with her.
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1 ReplyA junior girl in my school believes to this day that dinosaurs never existed.. And that people just placed the bones there and made the tracks.... The worst thing is, is that she is so ignorant that she won't even try to comprehend the simplest of explanations for why they are real.
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I once had a kid think that Australia was in Europe. [i]In -blam!-ing AP Euro[/i]
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Talking about animals in heat. Guy asks, "what happens when they're in cold?"
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"We've never been to the stars and planets out there so we don't know if they exist"
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My principle: “calling someone an Ebola why that's darn near racist"
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2 RepliesNothing. Even the chavs in my school were smart.
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"What country is Denmark in?" -really stupid girl in one of my classes
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1 ReplyHow do you know if we're dead?
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Isn't Alaska in Chicago?
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Stupid girl whom, might I add, is a -blam!-ing junior. "I've been to Antarctica. . . my family went to Alaska last summer." or, more recently, "Isn't Hawaii the seventh continent?"
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So it was high school and we had been learning plant biology for about a month.the lesson before a test the teacher was going over how plants take in carbon dioxide and send out oxygen. Some kid asked "isn't it the other way around?".
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Student: where's London? Me: It's in England. Student: where's that? Me: Northwest Europe. Student: Where? Me: (points to it on a map)
