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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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I've got two. the first one was this girl in my U.S. History class my Junior year in high school. This girl legitimately thought Arkansas was a country! I remember her being honestly confused and asking the teacher if it wasn't a country. The other one was in 9th grade, freshman year in earth and space science. My Indian teacher, Ms. Raja, was saying that mountains were alive. She was arguing that if anything that grows is alive, that technically, mountains were living things. Lol I know there are a couple more and I will edit if I remember them but these were the two that I'll never forget.
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3 RepliesYou need to graduate to get a good job. 4 years and six figures later I still don't have a HS diploma.
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2 RepliesThat pulling out doesn't lower the statistical likely hood of pregnancy
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4 RepliesEdited by Molag Bal: 12/7/2014 9:58:40 PM"Does the penis have to go IN the vagina?"
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3 Replies"Hobbits are taller than dwarves, and you call yourself a LOTR fan", facepalmed so hard.
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"What country is Africa in?"
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6 RepliesIn 7th grade my math teacher said you do multiplication before division in equations. I said," I thought it didnt matter." he said I was taught wrong, but I didnt follow his teaching because his teaching was wrong.
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In history class we were watching [i]The Man in The Iron Mask[/i] and when my teacher told us the name of the movie one girl in the front of the room said "Wait wouldn't that be like really heavy" The entire class just sat there wondering how in the hell is anyone that stupid. Sophomore year Facepalm
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3 RepliesSchool isn't the reason kids kill themselves. Our teacher said that during a seminar -.-
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2 RepliesThat Atlanta was called Terminus because it was full of zombie
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1 ReplyIf you're running a marathon and u pass the guy in 2ed place. What position are you in?
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I am being true full here this one kid at my high school (grade 10) told me that asteroid bounce off the sun from that day on I knew I was going to school with a bunch of morons.
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" How do you spell Castle?"
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Girls don't poop?
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1 ReplyWas the Grand Canyon formed by an earthquake
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The game
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1 ReplyHow much u wanna bet that over 50% of these stories are lies
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1 ReplyCommon core never did it but ive heard of it shits -blam!-ing stupid and pointless just a longer more difficult way to the same answer
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2 RepliesThat I was a bitch...cause I'm not I have a better job now than anyone else who ever made fun of me
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4 RepliesThat god was real and the most stupid bullshit ever : christianity
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1 Reply"What European city was did the Titanic set sail from?" "Ummmm... Italy?" This was the same person that asked me if I believed in dinosaurs.
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1 Reply"Aren't the Virgin Mary and Bloody Mary the same thing?" 8th Grade "The Declaration of Independence was signed on November 2nd." Also 8th grade
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1 Reply"Since sperm goes to her stomach when she swallows, can she still get pregnant?" [spoiler]Asked to my assistant principal, who was a war vet. Not really relevant but adds a certain comedy factor to it. Lmao[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou know how school always has that really smart group of people? Well this group had an assignment together in a class. It was to make a parody of a song and make the new song about the French Revolution. They chose Viva la Vida.(Great song) They failed because it said IN BOLD on the instruction sheet not to to use that one song. I had a great laugh that day.
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Bump this funny ass thread
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27 RepliesEdited by Doctor Novak: 12/22/2014 3:14:55 AMTheres one girl who is the stereotypical dumb blonde but worse. She forgot how to spell her name. He asked what goo-ard is. She was reading the word guard. She thought Canada was a state. She walked into math thinking it was history. She thought WW2 was the civil war. She said to stop killing animals for food and buy it at Safeway. Not joking. Thought that pork was a plant. Shes somehow in the same grade as me (Junior) Still somehow has good grades.
