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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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3 RepliesGirl, is there a sinc plate in you're pants? Cause my spire is rising
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I don't have time for this..
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1 ReplyWhether we wanted it or not we've just stepped into war with the Cabal on Mars
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1 ReplyLet me be the necro to your chasm
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1 ReplyI had 4 gallys all from rng. Im bad ass haha
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Want to spend some time on my piece.
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3 RepliesAre your pants purple cause dat ass is legendary
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Hey thats a nice Hive you got there. [i]Would be a shame if someone were to[/i] [spoiler]wake it[/spoiler] Not a pick up line, but i just remembered that. Here's the pick up line: Did you come from a loot chest? Because you're the only exotic I need.
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7 RepliesIf I was Mars and you were Venus. I'd travel through time to poke you with my penis.
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1 ReplyHey girl, can my black hammer put out that light in your abyss?
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1 ReplyGjallarhorn is like my girlfriend, I bought one :D [spoiler]i don't have a girlfriend[/spoiler] [spoiler]i also didn't buy a Gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy fireteam can complete the Will of Crota strike so fast, that Omnigul dies from a massive Necrogasm.
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Bump me plz
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1 ReplyHey girl is your name Skolas? Because me and my two friends wanna pass around that taint.
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Actual pick up line: *pulls down pants and starts having sex. No need for words.
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I'm hung like Rasputin.
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1 ReplyHey, I've gone flawless....
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*looks at her goodies* damn gurl ima get all up in your loot cave
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All those strange coins and you're still not the exotic I wanted [spoiler]after she regrets the pick-up line.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kilerdrake: 8/25/2015 2:30:35 AMHey, baby wanna wake my hive?
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Are you running Angel of Light?, because you look like you came straight from heaven.
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Mind if I go in and out and in and out of your loot cave?
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I wanna be put my hobgoblin on your sniper platform
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DAng gir are you good at crucible cuz u givin me hard light
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You don't need to wipe to summon my oversold :}
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Lemme toss yo ghost
