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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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1 ReplyEdited by Yodas Ghost: 8/24/2015 2:22:10 PM"I have Gjallarhorn. Love me now!"
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I don't date awoken.
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2 RepliesAre you from the reef, 'cause I can make you queef.
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Edited by tommy boi: 8/26/2015 1:54:13 PMI wanna [i]ram[/i] you so hard girl
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Hey sugar wanna see my Hard light?
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1 ReplyIs your name xur? Because you look like an agent of the 69
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3 RepliesHey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants? Are your pants purple? Because that ass is legendary
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I hope you are ready for my hungering blade
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I came from the moon for you
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I'm coming for you so u better vanguard your ass
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Are you a warlock? Because I'd like to give you [i]THE RAM[/i]
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Baby are you Kaliks, cause Im about to fire everything in you. (Not funny, but A for effort?)
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5 RepliesWhat do we do now? We go down... Not my joke
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Damn girl, that booty is as wide as the Hellmouth!
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Are those purple pants? Cuz that ass is legendary.
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1 ReplyMy spire is rising so let's open that vault
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I call my wiener hard light
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When you strip I'll drop my green engrams all over you. Girl I can show you my strangers rifle and when we get in bed, you can get a mouth full of my scatter grenades imma pile drive my Gjallahorn in you so hard you'll be screaming like omnigul on a bad hair day. Check your postmaster, cause you got a faction package, and it ain't no focused light in there, You gon orgasm like the vex teleporting to different worlds and there ain't no times vengeance either. Call me Spider-Man one more time and you gon be praying to the archon priest after I get done shooting 4 golden gun shots onto your face while I wear my symbiote helmet. My pull out game so strong that shit got a bubble with armor of light and force barrier active, so you don't gotta worry bout shii. You ever been gangbanged by 3 hunters with 4 golden gun shots and 3 Titans with the bubble strat? Cause that's what's bout to go down. Aladdin can show you the world, but he can't take you to the moon and 3 Otha planets within 10 minutes. He ain't shii. If you want a real beast no Disney shii, check my crucible stats.
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Girl are you a titian cause your bubble butt is legendary
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I don't need no luck to make it to your chamber ;)
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4 RepliesDamn girl is the destiny story in your back pocket? Because dat ass is non-existent!
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Edited by RGcubed11: 8/25/2015 2:44:31 PMI think you are ascending what's in my pocket to infinite.
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Girl: do you have something in your pocket? Guy: its infinite [spoiler]I tried lol[/spoiler]
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Dat skolASS though
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3 RepliesGirl, is there a sinc plate in you're pants? Cause my spire is rising
