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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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2 RepliesAre those level 34 pants? Because that ass looks ascended!
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This is quality
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2 RepliesCan i stick my black hammer up your nechrochasm?
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2 RepliesIs ur name phogoth cause, bitch u is nasty!
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1 ReplyI'm an Agent of the 9"
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2 RepliesHey baby are those pants purple? Because that ass is legendary.
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47 RepliesIs there a sync plate in your pants because my spire is rising [spoiler]thats what I would say if I was a dude [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesAre you the Vault of Glass, because you have an exotic chest!
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/149508897 this is the petition link. plz sign and bump all comments
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Wow you're hot
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1 ReplyDamn girl are those pants purple? Cause dat ass is legendary!
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2 RepliesGirl sits on lap Girl: is that your dick vibrating Boy: Nope that's my strange coin
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Everyone shut up , I get the last word.
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I'm back again. Lol Damn girl do you workout? Because dat booty is Nova Bomb!
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You can be the queen of my Reef.
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Girl you ain't blue, but damn you're rare.
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Edited by S3tsunagn001747: 8/13/2015 8:38:06 PMHey girl, are you from the reef? [spoiler]cause u look awoken[/spoiler] The worst XD
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1 Reply*after sex texting friend* Oh I slayed a Gate Lord
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Are you the nightfall this week? Because you're giving me a burning helmet.
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7 RepliesHey wanna go out? Because I think you're really oracle
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2 RepliesEdited by Fiji: 8/26/2015 3:35:51 PMBaby, are you the Gjallarhorn? Because you're once in a lifetime drop. [spoiler]Heyooooooooooooo[/spoiler] - Fiji Out
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1 Reply...something about shooting wolf pack rounds all over her.
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4 RepliesI'd like to see u survive my celestial night cock
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7 RepliesEdited by monzta_beatz: 8/26/2015 2:00:56 PMTake off your clothes. Edit: imagine this being said by dinklebot.
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3 RepliesAre you a fallen because you're ketching my attention
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1 ReplyEdited by Yodas Ghost: 8/24/2015 2:22:10 PM"I have Gjallarhorn. Love me now!"
