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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Wana roll up some spirit bloom
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If I were Crota, I'd always be on my knees for you. ;)
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Necrox2
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Girl, are you a psion flayer?[spoiler]cause I'd like to penetrate your cortex.[/spoiler]
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"I know that's not the best you've got.... *unzip* ....now do it again!"
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1 ReplyWill you enrage when I'm on hard?
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4 RepliesTitans don't say much. We just panic and fist them. It works too.
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1 ReplyHow babe are you a hawkmoon? Cauz I'm never gonna get you! (Sobs)
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10 RepliesEdited by SteakVaj: 8/25/2015 3:09:49 AMTitan: aye girl we should hang Girl: what's so special about you Titan?!?! Titan: I'll never "blink" when you're around AW YEA
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2 RepliesEdited by Postmaster Retrieval Bot: 8/22/2015 10:53:48 PMHey girl, can I tell you a secret? I can't be within 10 miles of a timegate. I'm a registered vex offender.
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"...It's not you, it's me. I....dont even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." :-P
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Damn you know how to unlock my white nail perk
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1 ReplyLfm must be at least lvl 18, no experience required.
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Hey girl are your pants purple? Cuz dat ass is legendary. [spoiler]I know I got it from Mr Fruit[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHey Bby, you're like a story mission. Everyone skips over you and complains that you don't exist. (I can't make jokes)
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"Im the little your the light." "Don't do that."
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Me-quick take off your pants! Her-Why!?! Me-I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain...
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Spread them legs baby cause I'm about to open the vault ;)
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3 RepliesAre those panties exotic? Because they are about to drop. [spoiler]too forward?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou ready for the final round?
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Hey babe if you'd like I could decrypt those two legendary engrams on your chest. Just popped into my head cryptarch probably would say something like this creepy cryptarch >_>
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2 RepliesWow you like my G-horn what a coincidence I like your G-spot
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ill triple tap that ass
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Baby you a thorn? 'cause you a major pain in my ass
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I'm gonna grind your loot cave so hard you're gonna need a patch
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So what do you look for in a girl? This dick. No? Eh well I tried. Lol.
