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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have no time to explain why I don't have time to explain
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Hey baby wanna be like the grimoIre and be some place else ? I want a girl who's vanilla in the streets and ttk in the sheets Are you a raid cause we're bout to 6 man that. a$$ Is your name oryx cause I can feel you pulling me into your black hole
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend is like a gally, I bought mine from some sketchy guy in a hood near a boom box.
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Can I fist of Crota your vault of glass
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Oh look, dropped my Destiny disc on the floor, better pick it up.
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I'd like to pierce the veil of her summoning pits
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know I sound really tired But you have a heart of a praxic fire
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3 RepliesEdited by Moon Pollution: 8/13/2015 2:12:14 AMWarlock: what do a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common? Titan: what? Warlock: the more you play with it the harder It gets
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Do you know why they call me legendary? Because I can have you in Three Little Words.
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2 RepliesWhat's the Payment? 6?
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1 ReplyEdited by ReactedTugBoat: 8/25/2015 9:47:44 PMThey say my dick is like getting to 30 in vanilla. Hard as hell.
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Its not really a pick up line I dropped ur purple panties hoping for something good, but only got a blue ;)
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4 RepliesI hope your panties are green because i want them to drop often.
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Baby. I know you want me to try hard and put in time and enjoy all that is you. But in reality I just want to figure out how to cheese and get to the end
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Are you exotic? Because come nightfall I hope to see you in my hands.
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1 ReplySo you like Titans huh? *panic fists*
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1 ReplyIs Crota your father? Cause you're ugly as f**k :)
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You watched Crota getting on his knees? You are doing that too tonight.
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4 RepliesTRUTH be told, Your ass is like the relic, everyone wants to grab it :D
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3 RepliesIs your name Crota? Because I'd like to smash you with my sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Damnnn baby are you a legendary Engram? Cuz I wanna decrypt dat ass ;D
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44 RepliesBaby your ass must be blue cuz I'm about to dismantle that shit
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8 RepliesGirl are you from Venus cos you make my spirit bloom
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6 RepliesGirl: tell me more about yourself? Guy: I don't have time to explain, why I don't have time to explain
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Wana roll up some spirit bloom
