Fireworks are just colourful, (sorry Canadian), explosions.  How come every time I blow something up for or around a girl it is never romantic.  Them girls don't even like me blowing up coloured items.  I'm so damn confused and angry at this logical absurdity.
						
					
					
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	The best fireworks are the illegal ones
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	1 ReplyEasy there, Michael Bay.
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	It's because you aren't saying "And boom goes the dynamite."
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	Have you tried making them shoot up hundreds of feet in the air?
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    