I must be stupid because the first thing I thought when I saw the title was, "what would I do with a free phogoth? Would I even want one?" It sounded like you were trying to give me a freebie if I bought something from you. Order now and you'll get a free phogoth!
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	Call within the next ten minutes and we'll send not one... but TWO PHOGOTHS!!!
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	I would capture Phogoth and ride him like an unruly dinosaur.
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	I would crawl around in his asshole.
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	There are two kinds of people...
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    