The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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	1 ReplyWow, I get a plastic water bottle...
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	1 ReplyNothing, I'm laying on my couch.
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	Booze
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	A heavy table
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	A plastic knife..... [spoiler]they won't know what hit them...[/spoiler]
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	1 ReplyI have a lighter, pop cans, and cupcakes.
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	My lamp.
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	1 ReplyActually it's a rock a bit larger than my fist. Not too shabby...
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	Inb4 a toaster
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	Toilet paper. -_-
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	1 ReplyMy PS4, Cable box, VHS player, DVD player, and Stereo? Shit seems heavy.
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	A can of Play-doh.
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	1 ReplyA painting.... Im screwed
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	Zombie apocalypse WF47
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	1 ReplyMy pregnant wife. These zombies are toast.
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	Edited by Sgt_Kiwi: 10/18/2014 9:53:31 PMMy cat. GG zombies
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	I'm in my truck so........my truck? Who needs a ride?
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	An exotic pillow damn I'm f******
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	A turtle
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	1 ReplyMy wife!!
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    