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Edited by BARACK OBAMA:
10/20/2014 2:39:14 AM
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Prrpare for the Apocalypse-Or the Invasion is Coming
The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
[spoiler]Wow! 200 replies! God, you guys have been busy, keep it up![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by OmartheDuck: 10/19/2014 5:22:08 AMNerf gun. I'm set.
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My dog. His head is in my lap and I keep bonking it with my elbow because I can't sit still when I'm in the Crucible.
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A window!?!?!?
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Crap. Plastic gravity bong wtf can I do with this but slip into sweet oblivion??
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my dogs! at least i get away i guess
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3 RepliesA glass coke bottle
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my phone hah, but beside that a cold canadian :)
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your mother was a rat and your father smelled of dingle berries wtf lol
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My girlfriend's cat
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Playboy magazine. I'm ready for the apocalypse
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Welcome to the Flood.
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A plastic tube/bottle with 3 racquetballs in it.
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A rocket launcher
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A pizza box... Shit.
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Ha!!! My wife. I don't have to out run the zombies. I just have to out run her.
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It would depend on how the virus is spread. Is it spread airborne/contact or the usual "bite"? If it's an airborne virus: My F'n bike will be next to me and I will be riding top speed waaay out into the country. If it's contact; spear/trident something with a little range to keep distance. If it's bites; that would depend on the zombies mobility. Either A) night of the living dead - slow moving zombies. A hatchet/katana would be choice. B) 28 days later - super fast and aggressive. Long and very sharp katana
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3 RepliesJust so happened to catch while packing to move! My six foot barbarian sword with two pull out dagger hilts a stack of awesome dragon knives and two other dragon design swords! I'm good! None of them are decorative I test every sword edge! Bring it on undead!!!
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My copy of [u]Halo: The Cole Protocol[/u]. Errr... Can zombies read? Would trying to read confuse them? Maybe a zombified Halo fan would get distracted by it?
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*thinks, then smiles* Sucks to be you guys... I've got my pistol, knives, sword, and my kurkri...
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A katana, I'll be fin[i]e[/i]
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2 RepliesThere is a treadmill to my right.....I guess it could help me prepare to run a lot.....if I didn't use it for a coat rack.....
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2 RepliesI am sitting next to a wall I literally have nothing!
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My cat, i'm toast.
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1 ReplyA vacuum..... Challenge accepted.
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Do any of you realize this was an invasion from the Flood?
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A business telephone. I guess I can... transfer the apocalypse to another line and delay my inevitable doom?
