The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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	3 RepliesAbout ten pounds of knives and gear in my knife roll. All of them sharp enough to shave with.
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	1 ReplyTowel paper, damn wrong place to open this forum.
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	A couch
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	My phone, ehh
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	1 Reply*looks right sees TV remote*
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	My hard hat in gonna charge right through them
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	My door take it off its hinges and I'm set
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	Combat knife. Bring on the Zambies!
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	A fork and a knife wrapped in a napkin. I got this.
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	I got ... Leaves lots of blown in leaves , *stretches* oh look at that my backpack is on my right I got a backpack with a .40 inside and water gotta stay hydrated.
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	1 ReplyA blanket. Im golden.
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	I have a spear gun, that could be fun
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	4 RepliesDestiny's script. Don't see how one sheet of paper will help me, but I'll try my best!
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	Ill say Jackpot !!! Its a wooden table with a lighter on it. Ill set the freaking table on fire and smash the burning shiiieeet out of dem zombies !!!
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	Carry my handgun on my right. First object on my right...woohoo!
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	1 ReplyA pineapple-cilantro scented candle
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	A laptop
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	A cigarette.
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	I just happen to have my bow and arrows on my right, I am a lot luckier than most in this scenario.
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	My Halo Reach Legendary Edition statue. Oh god.
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	hmm a fan. it would break in half on the first zombie i hit, but id still nick name it my 'boom stick'
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	A bag of dry cat food. Looks like I'll be eating cats from now on.
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	3 RepliesA dial-up fax/printer. I hope that the Zombie Apocalypse has electricity...
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	It was my male genitalia I was scratching. Please don't ban me its just that is was true
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	A calendar, a state division code and a million dollar billing statement held with a pushpin. Let's do this.
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	5 RepliesEdited by OmartheDuck: 10/19/2014 5:22:08 AMNerf gun. I'm set.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    