The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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	4 RepliesHA! Jokes on you. My 1911 is in its case next me. Win here, win there, win everywhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!
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	A cup . Big glass cup .
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	Mine is a 3 month old baby
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	My mother in law
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	2 Repliesdang an almost empty roll of toilet paper... goodby
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	A plastic cup ... I guess we can bargain for a video 2 zombies 1 cup
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	A metal chair from Chilis.
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	My Pikachu plush? :D
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	1 ReplyMy blanket.... guess I'm screwed
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	My Glock 21 gen4 I lucked out that I saw this post on my break at work. Woot woot. Who needs some saving!!?!?
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	The forums have officially gone to sh1t.
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	I love how the Flood freaks out when people from #Destiny post over there, but when you clowns post over here, everyone is pretty chill. You neckbeards over there need to cool it a bit.
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	Bahaha my wife?
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	Looks like I am defending myself with an emptied mentos wrapper..
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	Ciggarette..jll burn there eye balls i guess
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	Copy of Cosmopolitan...
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	Fork!
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	when i woke up it was my 1911 on the nightstand but now that i saw this at work i guess it is the mouse...
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	Compressed Gas Duster....maybe I can spray them in the eyes...
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	A pen .....I'm -blam!-ed
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	Yes. ;)
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	6 inch Gerber survival knife lol could be worse
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	1 Replygirlfriend. I'm screwed
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	The wall. *tears out wall* Bam I'm set for life.
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	Err... Tie wraps and rope. Hang myself?
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	3 RepliesAbout ten pounds of knives and gear in my knife roll. All of them sharp enough to shave with.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    