The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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	5 RepliesScissors . Maybe I have a small chance
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	1 ReplyChuck Norris's pinky
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	3 RepliesEdited by DEZARATH: 10/19/2014 7:23:53 PMHoly, I'm in luck. I have a bag that contains a Hand Axe, pair of gloves, flash light, and a buck knife. Yes! Now I can beat them to death with a properly weighted bag.
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	5 RepliesMy couch? How the fugg am I gonna slaughter zombies with a 200 lb couch??
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	I got toilet paper.
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	Mine is spelling.
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	My farts
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	Bowl of oatmeal 🙈
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	A wall...
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	A bluetooth....
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	3 RepliesA medium cherry dr pepper from firehouse subs. I imagine the straw might do some damage... Yeah scratch that I'm f*cked.
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	1 ReplyMy mum...I feel bad haha
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	My laptop XD
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	Hmm... A car door... I suppose that would make a good ramming shield
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	Commercial fryer... Guess I can splash some hot grease around
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	1 ReplyToilet paper, at least I'm honest
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	3 RepliesLmfao my 9 month year old son -__- im fu*ked Hahahaha
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	Toilet paper Sadly I'm on the loo when reading this
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	Febreze At least it won't be smelly
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	Mine is a kid in a 300 pound electric wheelchair that can go about 5-7 mph for about 10hrs per charge...
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	Edited by ikbenDK: 10/19/2014 5:37:15 PMMy naked cat.
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	My phone charger......
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	Butt Plug. Jk my phone? Crap
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	My pet guinea pig.
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	My GirlFriend!
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	4 RepliesHA! Jokes on you. My 1911 is in its case next me. Win here, win there, win everywhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    