The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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	1 ReplyA school desk.....
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	1 ReplyA paper Mache Dragon. Please tell me it comes to life as a real one...
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	1 ReplyMy copy of Destiny.
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	A can of monster
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	Bacon and a Springfield XD40. I think I'm set lol
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	A bricked iPod cause no internet. FML.
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	An empty pizza box...
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	Mine is my girlfriend[spoiler]oh well I was gonna break up with her anyways this way I don't have to tell her[/spoiler]
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	An M4 with 4 magazines.
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	Beer bottle...and jellybeans. O shit
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	2 RepliesA chicken from legend of Zelda
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	1 ReplyI got a hyperactive 4 year old that knows karate. Just give him some caffeine and let him loose, no worries here!
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	A candle. Sea-foam breeze, bitches.
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	A short Chinese man at the airport.
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	A wall.... Well shit.
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	1 ReplyA bong? Guess ill find a good hiding spot and try to put it to good use (;
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	I got a plunger
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	A foam cup
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	1 ReplyMy toilet paper rack??
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	3 RepliesMaybe the zombies and I can just talk about this over a bottle of scotch...
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	A monster-sak
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	My sweatshirt... Aka my body bag
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	1 ReplyA bookcase, maybe I can read about surviving the apocalypse!
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	3 RepliesSports Illustrated magazine. Those zombies gohn get some lethal papercuts!
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	My electric cigarette.
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	5 RepliesScissors . Maybe I have a small chance
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    