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Edited by Lyra Zoomies:
9/24/2014 3:41:46 AM
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So I'm locked out of my house...
...and my dog doesn't comprehend the function of a door. He's waiting for me to conjure my sacred people-magic and open that mysterious barrier he stares out of. And I want food. If I had people-magic, I would have food. Fück.
[spoiler]double fück.[/spoiler]
EDIT: I was eaten by coyotes while waiting for my bro. I am now the ghost that haunts the Flood.
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1 ReplyAll you need is a brick duck tape a screw driver orange paint and a clown mask and you're good to go
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1 Replydoggy
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1 ReplyUse a credit card to slide the forty five degree angle click thingy open and oped da door
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2 Replies[quote]...and my dog doesn't comprehend the function of a door.[/quote] Our dog does not comprehend anything, anything at all. Our cat on the other hand can open doors and TP the entire inside of the house in minutes... Go figure.
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7 RepliesBlow the lock with your shorty 12g
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2 RepliesTry [quote]XBOX ON[/quote]
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6 RepliesBeauty of living in Hawaii... no locks, barely any doors. So far so good, until civilization reaches us :(
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1 ReplyDid you try turning it off and back on again?
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1 ReplyLocked out of his house. Goes to the flood...Glad to see you have your priorities in order xD
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The sad part is that whenever I'm locked out I console myself with the fact that I'm connected to the wifi
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1 ReplyI was locked out of my house not too long ago. I snuck in through a window.
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4 Replies..... I like you!
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1 ReplyThe dog thinks you're a stray and has put you on the porch.
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1 ReplyDon't you know how to kick in doors? Have you ever played a shooter?
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7 RepliesBreak the glass and eat the dog.
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He's a cutie
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Look on the bright side, could be worse. :/
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1 ReplyYou get inside your house yet?
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Edited by AjaxLovesStalin: 9/23/2014 9:35:52 PMthrow a brick[spoiler]At the door[/spoiler]
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Poor dog's probably hungry.
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throw a brick at the door works everytime
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no offense but... HAHAHAhA
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Any spares or anyone else live in your house? If neither, I'm out of suggestions.
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1 ReplySo find your spare or call a local locksmith.
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1 ReplyReverse porch thread
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2 RepliesRun at it really fast. Teach that glass who's boss.
