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	Smaug!
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	No, [b]DIRE DRAGON[/b]!!! [u][b]I[/b][/u] AM FIRE; [b][u]I[/u][/b] AM DEATH!
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	[b][i][u]SMAUG![/u][/i][/b]
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	[b][u]DIRE DRAGON!!!!!![/u][/b]
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	*walks out of thread*
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	Victory. As expected.
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	*Smaug flies into thread and sets fire to Dire Dragon*
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	Edited by Dire Dragon: 9/7/2014 9:16:45 AM*doesn't happen because Smaug isn't real* I'm the law here. Even OP acknowledges my status.
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	*gasps* How dare you say that Smaug isn't real!
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	-_- He is clearly fictional. Don't be an idiot.
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	>telling someone in the [i]Flood[/i] not to be an idiot.
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	>tells someone in the Flood not to be an idiot >is in Flood himself >makes sense
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	I mean Flooidians say stupid random things. It was a joke.
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	Exactly. I'm in the flood too.
 
										 
					 
		    