Our sovereign deity demands your fealty.
Lord Francis shall not be denied; in the end, not even Shrek can stand up to him. Those who blaspheme Lord Francis will be visited by him as they sleep, and he shall crouch down upon your face and slurp you up through his ass just as an Italian slurps up spaghetti through his mouth. You shall wander between his buttcheeks for an eternity as punishment for your disrespect.
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Bump.
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Bump.
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2 Replies[i]I didn't vote for him![/i]
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3 RepliesYour false deities can never hope to achieve Marty's divinity.
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Not worshiping Marty? Top kek enjoy hell
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4 RepliesYou cant tell me, who to praise!
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2 RepliesNot any more your not I'm the leader of the flood!
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Bump.
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*Praising intensifies*
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In the end, even Marty shall be broken by Lord Francis.
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3 Replies*prays to Poptart Gods*
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2 RepliesThe throne is already taken. Go spout nonsense elsewhere, Ktan.
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4 Replies[b] [/b]
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>Expects Gabe Newell >Sees Ktan posted thread >expects to be disappointed >disappointed, but happy it was expected