I went to the doctors today. I went to go check my psoriasis. I got checked in pretty quick from the lobby, but waiting for the doctor took forever. I went and got a magazine and started reading it until I realized how boring it was. I rubbed my eyes and realised that tons of sick people must have touched that magazine, so I lept up and yelled the battle cry of my people. "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" I screeched as I proceeded to unzip my pants and pull out my penor I startled the people around me. I ran through the halls of Kaiser Permanente swinging my penor like a mighty battle axe continually yelling "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" My mom's face was in shock, she probably didn't know she raised such a fine warrior. I was then pinned down by the security, how rude of them interrupting me. I was diagnosed later on, I guess there was cocaine laced in the magazine. Do drugs kids.