*fires an incineration arrow*

*the arrow strikes Shrek in the back of the head* *Shrek disintegrates as his flesh roasts, the smell of ogre-flesh burning fills the air* Can you smell that? Delicious, no? *collects Shrek steaks and puts them in satchel* These will look good on the menu! *Shrek's spirit blasts up out of his remains* *the Shrek ghost whispers [i]"it's never ogre!"[/i] before flying into the clouds* Oh. I guess we'd better kill him better next time.

Haha! Success! We should do this more often

Yes we should. Shrek will rue the day he tried to steal onions from us!