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				Welcome to The DRAGON's Fire, your place for fine dining and breathing. We have anything you might want, and are always looking for people wanting work. Sit, stay, have a bite to eat. We have only one rule. NO DESTICLES. Our menu is constantly being worked on, like right now. PM me or WORKSHOP for suggestions. Now, with all that done, please. Take a seat and enjoy yourselves.
[u]Menu:[/u]
Desticle grilled chopped and with a side of mashed potatoes.
Poptarts and cream cheesecake
Space Waffles with any syrup
Deluxe Pizza Exquisite
Desticle soup, served in the skull of a Desticle
Wildberry Popizza Deluxe
Floodsticks
Envelope Toast
Questionable Cheerios
Full English Breakfast
Warm Apple pie
Flood Turkey
A Food, in assorted flavours.
Macaulay McCulcin in a McRib
An obscure reference to a discontinued TV show
A tummy rub and a scratch behind the ear
[b][u]Beverages:[/u][/b]
All alcohol
Tea
Space Coffee
Nuka-cola
Skooma
Diet Water
Jobs: (we ARE NOT taking on anymore people. If we fire a few people, then maybe. But we ain't firing no one anytime soon.)
[spoiler][u][b]managers:[/b][/u]
DRAGON SNIPER and WORKSHOPWIZARD
[u][b]Kitchen:[/b][/u]
Rain (Head chef)
Vien (chef)
Space Fox (In between chef and Head Chef)
BioSmiley (Dessert Chef (Especially Poptarts))
Shipmaster (General assistant)
Agent Space Wolf (head shushkabobber)
INovaStormzI (cook)
InstaCode
[u][b]Bouncers:[/b][/u] [b][Position: CLOSED][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 9 (Chief Bouncer)
Demonic Sniper
GingerSnap
Grisha The Elite
Psychomech
gryocarbine
FletchTheSniper
[u][b]Barmaids/Barmen:[/b][/u]
Ariadne (Chief Barmaid)
Rocketman (Chief Barman)
Eli (Vice-Chief Barman)
JKmarine64 (barman)
EnderWolf (barman)
awesomeman303 (waiter)
Prothek (waiter)
[u][b]Front Desk:[/b][/u]
Shadlezz
Serperior (Hat/Coat taker)
[u][b]Health Inspector:[/b][/u]
TheRedBaron
[u][b]DJ:[/b][/u]
XtremeWolf179
Vakarian
[u][b]Definitely The Krypteia:[/b][/u]
Dyr Dragon
[u][b]Entertainment:[/b][/u]
Agent Space Wolf (Head Laser Shark Wrangler)
[u][b]"That Guy":[/b][/u]
DovahQahnaarin
[b][u]Animal Sacrificer:[/u][/b]
Treebeard
[u][b]Supplier:[/b][/u]
Tamefrog7
[b][u]Cyborg bodyguard:[/u][/b]
SuperSold1er117
[b][u]SAS:[/u][/b]
DRAGON SNIPER 4 (Commander)
COME AT ME BRUH (69th in command)
[b][u]Virologist/Epidemiologist:[/u][/b]
wolfBTM
[b][u]Desticle slaughterer in the back of the kitchen:[/u][/b]
Geo
[b][u]Official Psychopathic Murderer:[/u][/b]
Jocus
[b][u]Night Watchman:[/u][/b]
Ite
[b][u]Desticle Eater:[/u][/b]
Alduin
[b][u]GOD OF ALL MONSTERS!:[/u][/b]
Jzilla
[b][u]Desticle seek and destroy unit (DSDU):[/u][/b]
Mucca (commander)
CurlrdDesert29 (captain and weapons manager)
[b][u]QUiCkSc0Perz:[/u][/b]
greenjava823
[b][u]Jedi:[/u][/b]
xJediRevanx
[b][u]Warlock:[/u][/b]
TheCookieNarwhal
[u][b]Elf that looks like Mr Tingle:[/b][/u]
kratoself
[b][u]Fancy Hillbilly:[/u][/b]
Fancy Hillbilly[/spoiler]
Note: Bouncers shoot desticles on sight. Simple.
THREAD GAME! Who can guess the obscure reference in the OP?
						
					
					
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	6 Replies*executes a random health critic* He said bad things Sir!
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	6 RepliesHmmm can A plate of Space Poptart Deluxe with some whiskey? It's been a loooong day.
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	17 Replies*activates active camo* *sneaks over bar* *pulls out plasma rifle* *headshots desticle in homemade hunter outfit* *glances over at bouncers* .......let me ask a question. [b]HOW[/b] did you not see this guy walk in???
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	4 RepliesChefs! I got some roast Shrek-steaks if you want to add them to the menu. How I got them? Well… there was a demonic sacrifice and… errm… it's a long story.
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	4 RepliesYou know I sent you coffee, right? Add that to the menu. Custom coffee: Space black
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	3 Replies*Smokes enviro friendly cigar* Do not worry, it won't set off the fire alarms. Now, what should I order...
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	9 Replies*sees desticle walk in* Hi how are you doing Welcome to dragons fire Would you like some tea *answers yes* Okay Barmaid some of your special tea for this one
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	1 Reply*walks in and looks restaurant title* aww.. you changed the name... I guess it makes more sense for you but it make me a little sad :/ Come on sea biscuit lets go topple a government infrastructure.. *walks out with flood tank form following suit, then goes and topples entire government infrastructure*
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	1 ReplyFloodsticks plz
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	33 RepliesEdited by TheDesertRanger: 8/28/2014 9:11:16 PM>.> <.< *eats all the breadz*
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	7 RepliesWhat happened to all my spare Necrotic tissue?
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	12 Replies*sits at bar* Hey guys, how's it go- *Shrek appears in a blaze of glory and snatches the onions from the kitchen before sprinting away, shouting over his shoulder [i]"it's all ogre now!"[/i] Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have tried to summon you! *runs after Shrek, drawing a dagger* Wow, you run fast for a big fella!
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	3 RepliesEdited by Phosphor: 8/28/2014 8:47:28 PMI can't find My Necrotic Tissue anywhere! Where'd it go?!
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	7 RepliesThe restaurant after Aria started serving her tea....
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	22 Replies* throws sack into restaurant from trunk* The spoils of the hunt.
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	3 RepliesI will be back to inspect the conditions and quality of your restaurant sometime on a later day after this post is sent. So be ready at all times.
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	7 RepliesIndeed indeed I need a drink indeed
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	5 RepliesInitialising shutdown . . . Need a break, the bouncers can take care if the place for the minute. Shutting down . . . Power off
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	10 Replies1000 reply party!
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	15 Replieswat clas u gun pleh?
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	11 Replies*walks in with big-ass sword over shoulder dripping with blood* *sits down at a table in the corner and starts cleaning the blade* sorry I wasn't here last night. I had some...unfinished business to take care of. Barmaid! How about some of that tea you are always talking about?
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	17 Replies[b]Notice to ALL patrons who frequent this restaurant:[/b] Our specialty drink today is Aria's Hallucinogenic Tea! It has astounding, incredible, AMAZING side effects! Guaranteed to blow your mind! [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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	4 RepliesHaha thanks Sniper, you don't mind if I upload myself into your computer system do you? I need to access the mainframe to provide full protection.
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	16 RepliesDragon Sniper, help! I've been splattered across the pavement I need meds!
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	8 RepliesEdited by addiecorps: 8/28/2014 1:47:44 PMCan I get Huevos con Chorizo? And some extra tortillas...
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	15 RepliesSir, I see you are a Desticlist. I find this unacceptable! We are not all the same, and the fact that you still carry such a stereotype will make me not eat at this establishment! I hope you are happy with yourself, because the Sun is now darker due to your actions. Good-day, sir.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    