*dives through a window*
Awwww! I'm gone for a few hours and I miss my own 1st 1000 post thread?! No fair!
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	*give The Traveler a teddy bear* Yay! Happy 1000th thread post!
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	Thanks! :D *puts teddy bear on mantle for all to see*
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	*Stops and pulls out a confetti popper* Here...
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	Yaayyy!! *pulls confetti popper, wall collector falls from the 2nd floor* That was not what I was expecting... *drags away body*
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	Are those collectors as in Mass Effect Collectors or tax collectors or something? If they're Mass Effect Collectors I'll help kill them.
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	I'll kill them either way
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	Yeah... Pesky little buggers have been coming around here a lot since I got all those omni-tools...
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	Hm. I'll get on that- They shouldn't be able to stop any of the UNSC's good ol' bullets with their fancy schmancy near-lightspeed object blocking shields.