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8/7/2014 7:11:36 AM
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Think of a user and a tool/weapon
You must now make caprese salad, pasta carbonara, and tiramisu for the user you thought of with the weapon you thought of; because lets face it, you choose a weapon and not a tool because you thought this was going to be a deathmatch.
How screwed are you? Please note that if you picked me, I'm an experienced cook when it comes to Italian, and I HATE poorly made Italian food.
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I'm making one of those meals for DE4THINC4RN4TE using a poopsword. A poopsword isn't an actual weapon but my thought process was to think of a word, which happened to be poop, and then a weapon. That said he'll probably die of some disease he got from eating food with poop all over it.
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I chose Gojira and a massive pink horse dildo.
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2 RepliesI thought of you, and I chose a nuke. -blam!- it, I'll just blow us up.
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Edited by Vien 'Quitonm: 8/9/2014 3:28:24 AMPlot twist! Users who think of me will be disappointed. I am absolutely livid, when human food is given to me as a gift of some sort. I was thinking of a spork and the user "Casper".
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Edited by Kafuu Chino: 8/9/2014 3:25:29 AMI'm using a shank to prepare these dishes for Recon.
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I have no clue what any of that is but I got Camm and a wrench.
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2 RepliesI'm using a glaive to make food for you, OP. This is hopeless.
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Caprese salad is -blam!-ing DELICIOUS
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John Cena and a drill
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I'm sorry, Duardo, but this scarab gun keeps melting your salad.
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*uses grenades as meatballs*
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Oh uh... This is awkward
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Dustin and Splaser.
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[spoiler]Thinking...[/spoiler] Maybe... King potato with an knife.
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1 ReplyA spoon and I picket Cowpie. But I suck at cooking.
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WEAPON: my heavy psvita
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BioSmiley and a chainsaw katana… This is gonna go [i]horribly[/i] wrong.
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2 RepliesEdited by DoubleBantLuis69: 8/7/2014 12:19:58 PMWailing Cleaver! Edit: for Noble 6
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4 RepliesCOWPIE and a Cordless power drill -blam!-ing great
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Well I have to use a trident. Not that bad?
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I though of me and a hammer and I dont like the things listed in OP, so i dont have to make meself anything.
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Kamots gets a meal cooked with a file, I guess it could be worse.
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Gojira and a broadsword. Let's do this!
