Nothing. When you masturbate you're halfway to being homosexual. I mean your rubbing/stroking the same genital bits as your gender...
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	But I don't masturbate
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	[quote]But I don't masturbate[/quote] Lies.
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	Then you're not really living...
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	But what if I don't want to?
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	You don't have to if you don't want to. You don't have to eat bacon, or drink amazing beer, or eat ice cream on a hot day, or play awesome video games if you don't want to either.
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	liar.
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	No really I don't, just the thought of it makes me sick to my stomach
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
		    