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	*downs seven* Don't go slowing down on me ya hear -hic-
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	*downs 20* How bout yo-yo-you speed up?
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	*hauls up a keg* l-look erh boy, I got me self a-ah keg....*proceeds to drink entire keg* *burps loudly*
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	*drinks three more kegs* You're falling behind man.
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	*downs 6* hmmm strange, I suddenly have the urge to eat steak....
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	*drinks 7 kegs* That was for Bungie.
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	*14 kegs downed* I give them twice the amount.....how has our bladders NOT exploded yet?
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	Edited by Razoron333: 7/15/2014 5:13:11 AMBecause I'm England! *downs 1560 kegs*
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	I promised myself that I would not use this....*plane drops down a lone bottle* sorry old friend *drinks the Last drink*
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	*goes out buys ingredients and makes more then drinks all of it* I'll never wose!
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	*drinks bleach* I can't even see anymore!!!!
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	*drinks acid the drug* I'm tripping man!
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	*kidney fails* I'm not losing to you....wherever you are.....
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	Here is a hint *drinks a gallon of weed*
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	*drinks oj mixed with pound scum and rum* prof you here man....I kind of blew my kidneys here...
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	I already switched mine with a customers cause his fail *drinks life fiber* Tastes like sailor outfit.
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	Ah who needs kidneys anyway *proceeds to cut open own body to replace them* thanks to TEH rum I can't feel a thing *drinks more rum*
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	*starts drinking run with you* Pirate shanty time!
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	Edited by Anterior Curator: 7/15/2014 6:02:59 AM*and the night passes....we both come back to work with hangovers...* [spoiler]its like 1:00 where I'm at, night.[/spoiler]
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	It's 12 here and screw work! *drinks Knock-Out-Hard-Cola and passes out*
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	*finds three kegs and drinks them all* I feel gre-greah-great!
 
										 
					 
		    