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7/9/2014 5:56:43 AM
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So my neighbor gave me this...
In case people here weren't already aware from my "I'm fat, deal with it" thread (which earned 500+ replies but was deleted by a butthurt skinnyfat mod), I'm a fat fuck.
Well, I'm trying to better myself, and it looks like this is coming to a screeching halt thanks to this letter.
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Train like rocky till you get ripped, then wait outside the neighbors house with no shirt saying "you gotta come out sometime you little bitch....and I'll be waiting here till you do."
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-blam!- them. Come work out with me dude. We'll work at your pace, while still getting you into shape for when the time comes for your bikini season modeling
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2 RepliesWrite a reply that looks something like this: [i]"Dear Neighbor, F[/i][i]u[/i][i]ck you. Sincerely, A Fatty With a Dream"[/i]
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4 RepliesJog without a shirt on in a speedo and see what happens
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1 ReplyBurn their houses down and run on their corpses.
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I think OP typed this and just printed it out. If not just be like... [spoiler]Dear Neighbor, kiss my ass.[/spoiler]
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Your neighbor is an ass.
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Understand that this is [b]your[/b] world as much as a one else's. Nothing another soul says should influenced u. Take control of yourself and mentally say fuk that person. They are a punk azz anyway for giving u a letter. And if they say anything in person tell then straight up to fuk off and if they say something about you tell them you'll call the cops for harassment. Just because I look a certain way means nothing. I wish I could smush the little fuk who sent that letters face in.
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SCREW HIM, KEEP RUNNING. THIS IS FOR YOU, NOT FOR THEM. IF YOU WERE MY NEIGHBOR I WOULD GO OUT AND RUN WITH YOU, BECAUSE I COULD LOSE A LITTLE TOO...
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Knock at their door, when it opens sing random crap and dance without a shirt.
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When you run, tape zip-lock bags underneath your armpits. When you find the offending neighbor, give them a little present.
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If I were you I would keep exercising because of what your neighbors said.
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Keep going OP. -blam!- this bitch. Also find out who wrote the letter and egg the shit out of their house.
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Edited by LordFarquaad690: 7/11/2014 12:15:34 AMDo you know exactly who the neighbor is? I would: 1.go stand right in front of their house. 2. get a boom box and turn the volume all the way up 3.Play my milkshake friends. 4.Take my shirt off and start dancing really good. 5. Record on camera for YouTube gold.
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I bet your neighbors are vegans. I have an objective for you. Tomorrow at 2, order a pizza with whatever meaty topping you enjoy. Have it delivered. Wait for the delivery guy to leave. Take off your shirt. Get a lawn chair. Enjoy your lunch in your front yard, because it's your property and you can do whatever the hell you like with it.
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LOL, go life. That is hilarious.
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Take your shirt off and oil up next time you go running.
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Not sure if this is real or not, but if it is, ignore them and keep on exercising. [spoiler]Then take a dump on their doorstep afterwards of course.[/spoiler]
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Send him a picture of you naked
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Just keep doing it. Screw them.
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12 Replies[u]How to safely and humanely tell your neighbour how you feel[/u] Step 1: Wait until night. Step 2: Sneak into neighbours house Step 3: Stealth mode into his bed Step 4: Sensuously caress him Step 5: Embrace him, gently at first Step 6: Slowly smother him to death Step 7: Rip his arm off Step 8: Use it to beat his children to death with a soggy end. Step 9: Rejoice in your new-found exercise-related freedoms.
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Dude you should take nudes of yourself (without the face so U don't get arrested) and put them on their front porch, mailbox, etc.
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The guy is a tool. I say jog around in the tightest pair of cut- offs you can squeeze into and go shirtless. Work up a really good sweat, and then casually toss a soaked sweatrag into the offenders yard (if you know who the coward is). Afterwards, lie out in your front yard in a banana hammock and catch some rays.
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It's that he can't take your sexyness
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Please jog around the neighborhood without a shirt and then come back and hose yourself off and then deliver a letter saying that "I hope you enjoyed the show".
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1 ReplyI saw this on ifunny
