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				I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
						
					
					
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	Drowning Burning Eviscerated Suffocation Being shot anywhere other than my spinal cord, head, or heart.