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Edited by Iberius Huskus:
3/29/2014 6:55:50 AM
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ITT: We judge nationalities based on their internet behavior.
This thread is meant to be a joke. Don't get asshurt.
I'll start:
British: Always hating on America.
Brazilian: "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE..."
Balkans: Love screaming at each other in broken English.
Russians: Will go to an English speaking server and speak Russian.
Japanese: Same as the Russians, but when they do speak English, it's extremely bad.
Australians: Have terrible connections.
Mexicans: Have terrible connections. Also rarely speak English.
Arabs: Terrorists.
Africans: 419 scammers.
Your turn.
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2 RepliesCanada: "Message from Bell and Rogers: You have reached your monthly 20GB data cap on your $50 plan. Please pay more to access the most overpriced and underperforming internet service in the developed world." South Korea: *Looks at Canada* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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6 RepliesTheh, ay finnisht moi thehty foive page essay on woy Amurifats ah dumb. Nao tuh watch the london oi spin fuh three owas and big ben tick foah 'notha six bong.
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[quote]Arabs: Terrorists[/quote] Is that really the most clever thing you could come up with?
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9 RepliesAmericans: Assume everyone on the Internet is American, and understands American systems.
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2 RepliesEdited by Pahat Pojat: 3/29/2014 1:53:14 PMI heard the French are bad. They won't speak English to you when you are in France at airport even when you try to tell them the Allies saved their asses twice.
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I played with a few Australians in my day. Well, I can't really say played. And, I had trouble understanding what they said through their accent and their lag.
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Irish, Polish, and the French: All point out their nationality. (i.e. Me, "namePL/nameFR") British: Mistake Irish for Scottish, 30-sumthing jobless people from Hackney or the Midlands. American: Talk shit about every other country, but haven't a clue. (British and Americans [u]always[/u] clash) Spanish: Always in groups, refuse to use party chat and talk about random things. Occasionally parrot whatever you say for no apparent reason. Scandinavians: Never talk, always the hosts of the match. Everybody else: Never on, ever.
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2 RepliesI though Brazilians were the ones who were always running around typing "BR?" "Jajajajajaja"
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5 Repliesi wonder if I can get banned for cursing in spanish
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1 ReplySweden: music "sharing" South Korea: "Buffering?" USA: -censored by NSAVEVO- UK: "Please call your ISP to continue browsing porn" India: "Hi, I'm from Microsoft Support"
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Poland: Siema, kurwa!
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[quote]Australians: Have terrible connections.[/quote] This is the truest thing on this list.
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>Russians: Will go to an English speaking server and speak Russian. And germans.
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1 ReplyAmerica: Raving about freedoms they don't have Japan: Hentai everywhere Best(North) Korea: .... Australia: [i]"Hang on, the web page has almost loaded"[/i]
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oo I hope I can reply to this thread fast enough so it's still relevant
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Lamb chops
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5 RepliesEdited by Oneironaut: 3/29/2014 6:57:15 AM[quote]Russians: Will go to an English speaking server and speak Russian. [/quote] lol I was playing BF3 last night and some Russian kid was in the sever. He wasn't a squeaker, but he was still pretty young. He was very loud a energetic and spoke English decently (I guess) but kept yelling in Russian any time he went full retard. He also kept calling people bitches in Russian and wouldn't tell me the meaning of a word. Eventually I started trolling him and man was it fun... OT: Americans: Refer to the internet as America. Typically when you tell them to do something like stfu, they'll say; "You can't -blam!-ing tell me what to do, this is America."
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4 Replies>Judging >Pointing out that non-English countries don't speak English
