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3/21/2014 12:45:03 AM
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I just stumped my college professor
Ok, so I was sitting next to my stuck up classmates earlier in class. Then I had this epiphany; what if black holes existed on earth. Quickly throwing my hand in the air, I asked my professor this. You should have seen the look on everyone's faces. Everyone just stopped and stared at me. They had never heard such genius before and the professor couldn't even answer the question, he just paused for a second and continued with the lecture. I'm a genius.
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1 ReplyI'm assuming this is a joke/troll thread but what the hell... How would a black hole exist 'on' Earth without consequence?
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1 Replyhe probably thought you were high man, smooth move you drug addict gosh
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1 ReplyAmerica's financial system is a black hole
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5 RepliesBEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) It is either that or you made so little sense that you dropped all their IQ levels enough to make them have to think for a few seconds. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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13 RepliesThey can't exist on earth because earth isn't in space you dummy.
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3 RepliesEdited by WombRaider: 3/21/2014 7:51:31 PMIt's already been proven. OP's mom's stomach is the black hole. [spoiler]that's why she so fat. BURN[/spoiler]
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ITT: people don't realize this is a parody thread
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4 RepliesHaha Ya..sure
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3 RepliesWhat if the universe is just a giant black hole
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1 ReplyRead the title originally as: [quote]I just pumped my high school teacher[/quote] Was readying the Chris Hansen picture also....
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9 RepliesYou must be in the same class as that other guy... He made a thread saying some. "Idiot that smelled of weed and was sky high" asked about black holes on earth . Hmmm.....,.
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Huehuehue
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1 ReplyThey probably thought your were being stupid
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1 ReplyThey do. Microscopic black holes are a thing.
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1 ReplyWhat if? Damn it son, you know the Bermuda Triangle is one!
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1 Reply[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micro_black_hole]Already a theory brah[/url].
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3 RepliesYOU'RE A FREAKIN GENIUS. I LOVE YOU.
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1 Reply
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2spooky4me
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8 RepliesThat's why we can't find the Malaysia flight!!!!! :O [spoiler]Jake you're a damn genius my bruduh[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat was your reason for thinking black holes were gonna form on earth
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1 ReplyI thought this was going to be a post massaging your ego, but it wasn't so good for you.
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1 ReplyWere you high at the time? Because that's what your classmates are saying about you.
