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2/10/2014 11:08:53 PM
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A lot of girls seem to think I have cute eyes apparently
I'm not bragging about my eyes or anything, although all those months of staring at porn seem to be paying off. So Flood, how can I use my eyes to get more women on my dick?
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#Offtopic
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2 Repliesidk, i've never seen your eyes!
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1 Reply....and a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
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4 RepliesDo you have anime eyes?
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Eyes are the window to the soul, if your soul is good then all you need to do is stare at the ladies for long periods of time
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2 RepliesDon't let girls tell you that your eyes are cute, they will gauge your eyes out because they want them for themselves.
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Get a larger dick.
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Put eyes on your dick.
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1 ReplyBecome an eye model, use the money you make from it to rent an escort of your preference
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1 ReplyAre you using 1-800 contacts?
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1 ReplyThe same way I get more people to be on my dick... Flash 'em.
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[quote]I'm not bragging about my eyes or anything[/quote]Yeah, sure.
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Look! Look with your special eyes!
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1 ReplyPut one in an envelope and stick the other in her pooper = love 4 laif.
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People like my eyes in real life. Never know how to respond to someone who compliments them. Feels a bit cheap to say "thanks, you too". *shrugs*
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1 ReplyJeepers creepers where did you get those eyes?
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2 RepliesWatch out, OP. They want to steal them from you.
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Why is this a thread??
