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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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One third porn related sponsors One third drug related sponsors One third candy related sponsors This pretty much sums up destiny sponsorship program ;) So we have something for the loading screen something for energy and something to make it all seem funny.
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1 ReplyCHUCK NORRIS or BRUCE LEE ROY!
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Beats. I jam put with them in the crucible
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1 ReplySamsung, with them I'm a Guardian of the Galaxy! [spoiler]A minor sponsorship is also with Pornhub...[/spoiler]
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CIA, MI6, Mossad.
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Bang bros , Perfect gonzo and MountainDew.
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7 RepliesHKS...if anyone knows what this is. Curious to see how many car guys are also gamers.
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Randal the vandal and Craig the dreig.... The darkness is strong with this one.
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High Times magazine!
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It's sad that people have to make a disclaimer in these forums making sure everybody knows this is supposed to be a fun topic. Sad but true. Anyway my guardians are sponsored by Vagisil and Cheesy Poofs
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Brazzers
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2 RepliesCharmin toilet paper
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Cabals : Exclusion Zone
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1 ReplyTrojan
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Sam Adams Octoberfest, orville redenbacher, Sirius XM, and Squatty potty. Seriously though, if you have not tried the Squatty potty, you have to. http://squattypotty.com
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American Guardian Outfitters
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Kellogg's
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The Speaker, and the Stranger
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Space Cake.
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Handi-wipes
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1 ReplyCon-amalgamated. Rumored to be a subsidiary of weyland-yutani. And probably one a dozen people on this forum will get the reference or know the connection.
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1 ReplyMine is sponsored by Cathedral Cheddar; Creating the best quality cheese since 2014.
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5hr Energy/Papa Johns/Mountain Dew/Kohler.... Covers all bases needed for hours of gameplay! Keeps you up, keeps you full, quenches your thirst and of course you need a toilet to relieve your self into!!!
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Well with the speed, momentum and sliding Ill be doing in the crucible in a little bit, I'd say my titan is sponsored by Driftworks
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Copenhagen wintergreen
