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	1 ReplyThis version of the song is better.
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	1 ReplyEdited by Wrenchineer: 2/2/2014 2:21:42 AM1. Approach her 2. Tell her how you feel 3. And then...[spoiler]stick it in her pooper[/spoiler]
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	1 ReplySo this is where that's from? Learn somethin new everyday
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	1 ReplyThat's disrespectful. Apologize.
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	1 ReplyYou should show her this thread
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	3 RepliesIf I were her, I'd say the only acceptable gift I would like would be an envelope filled with toast.
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	All you need to be is to just be you she will come to you so don't force it
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	2 RepliesRelentlessly giggle while around her; just like this. She won't be able to keep her hands off you.
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	2 RepliesWe all know there's only one way that's guaranteed to get her 100% of the time.
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	1 ReplyNice parody thread.
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	Run her over, back up. Repeat
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	Take pills to make ur penis 12 inch long,then walk up to her with no pants and do the helicopter dick,instant girl
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	* Withdraw $10K from the bank * Wrap a rubber band around the middle * Approach the female * Slap her with your $ * Tell her [i]this is yours If you have sex with me[/i] * Take a puff from your cigarette then blow it in her face * Tell her [i]call me when you're ready to do business[/i] * Walk away before she can say a word
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	Walk up towards her. Limp towards her. Run or sprint towards her.
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	Walk up to her and start crying profusely.
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	3 years? It's way too late now.
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	With your cock out.
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	Don't even try.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    